Letters & Biographies

Searched While Diapered

July 17, 2009

I got pulled over today by a cop that thought I had thrown a lit cigarette butt out my window. Problem is, I don’t smoke. It was the driver in front of me that flicked his butt and it bounced off my windshield. Anyway, it reminded me of something that happened when I was eighteen.

My driver’s license had been suspended for failing to pay off a speeding ticket and I got pulled over again. The cop had me exit the car, so he could search me and my car. While patting me down, he got to my waist and heard the crinkle of my diaper through the pants. It was obvious he thought it was the crinkle of a baggy full of drugs and said “So what do we have here?”. My response was simple… “Not what you think”. He pulled back the waistband of my jeans, expecting to find drugs, and found a diaper. I’m pretty sure he was more embarrassed than I was, as he apologized and rather than give me a ticket he just insisted I walk home.

The moral being… Diapers saved me from a $500 ticket for driving with a suspended license! LOL

– JD

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  1. I had a similar thing happen to me a few years ago. My ‘Mommy’ had sent me to the store to buy stuff for dinner wearing a thick cloth diaper under my slacks. A policeman stopped me for having a tail light out and insisted on searching my car. As I climbed out of the car my plastic pants showed from the top of my pants and he told me I needed to tuck it in. He had to have thought it was weird because they were pink baby print plastic panties.

  2. So one day I’m in a public restroom because my diaper felt a little to heavy and pushed Down. So I go into the bathroom and chek my self and when I walk out I hear a guy say hey kid your diapers showing, I turn aroudn and there is a old guy he walks up to me slaps me on the but the grabs the top part of the diaper yanks it up and tucks my shirt in!

  3. I used to be AZ Highway patrol. I had stopped a woman for throwing a cigarette but out of the window. Problem for her is her license was suspended for DUI as well and we were under an extreme fire danger. I arrested her for the suspended license and wreck less use of an ignition device. AZ had a law that stated if a driver is found driving on a suspended, canceled, or revoked License I had to impound their vehicle for 30 days. Anyway I had to wait for a tow truck and she tells me she has to use the bathroom. I told her to tow truck is about 30 mins out and then I would take her to jail and she would be able to go there. This question and answer secession repeated it self three times. Finally just as the tow truck is getting there she starts peeing and shitting in her pants. I was like oh my god this is going to be the longest 45 min. ride ever to the jail and she stunk I rolled down all 4 windows with my head hanging out of the driver’s side window and hauled ass for the jail.

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